Max's Catmas List

[Randi]

Fister pretty much agree with Max' list, but there are a few alterations.


1. Water left on in bathroom, running across the floor.
2. More wet food at mealtime, and bigger portions.
3. Permission to scratch anything I want.
4. More outings at dusk.
5. No more cleaning my ears without permission.
6. No more being forced to travel in that little plastic box you stuff me in.
7. I want to eat as much grass as I want, whenever I want.
8. Tell your friends to not visit you. I resent the noise they make and their different smell.
9. Permission for you to go out only for one hour each day, and only to buy treats or toys for me.
10. Please clean my litter box every single time I use it, also at night.
11. More cuddle time on the big bed.

[phesina]

My cats have been looking over these lists. They don't see anything unreasonable at all on any of them, and they think the requests are must-haves at all times, not just as holiday specials.

[mrspunkysmom]

Stop playing on that electronic toy and give me 100% of your attention while you are at home.

The kwintet agrees wholeheartedly with the other lists.

[kitten645]

Dona furgetz the nip! Plenty ob nip!
Calvin