My cat Mau tries to hypnotize me in the morning. He DOESN'T want me to get up and go to work, so he will look at me and I will look back at him. He begins to go all fuzzy around the edges and soon all I can see are his huge glowing eyes. I feel overwhelmingly sleepy and before I know it, it's 10:00 a.m. My boss does not believe this but I KNOW it's true.