Meowmie's new toy

[cassiesmom]

Dear Groucho, can you please help me? I have trained my meowmie to say a warning out loud before she gets that darned thing out, but guess what? Yesterday she clean forgot. When I heard it, I was so frightened I ran and hid under the bed!


Thank you,
Cassie

[Catty1]

Goggies are scared too! What to do?

[katladyd]

Our meowmie has TWO of them. One is yellow and dat one isn't too bad. She used dat one in da livin woom and it's kinda loud, but we run inta da bedroom and hide and she don't bring it in dere. She has one dat's big and roun, kalled a Shop Vac. She only uses dat one in da bedroom dat has a litter box in it. Dey are bery skary and we don't like dem, but maybe meowmie doesn't either 'cause she only uses it once in awhile. Maybe Groucho can help us here.

[Don Juan's mom]

hey one time i sneaked up on moms vacoom when it wuz asleep and bopped it on the nose and guess what it dint do anything just lotta noise no action. my noo dad has a bigger vacoom and we dont like it, but most of the time he bizzy pullin out its guts and washin them.

don juan el gato magnifico y hermoso

[momcat]

Hi Cassie, Kimba, Ming, Mac, Don Juan and Zerlina,
I've read your messages about those awful vakoom cleaners. Meowmie is getting hers out now so I don't have too much time. I don't think our Meowmies use these things to bother us, I think it might have something to do with making our houses nice and clean. But you're right, there MUST be a better way that doesn't hurt our sensitive ears, scare the daylights out of us, eat our snacks, and mess around with our stuff. Ming, does the vakoom cleaner bother or damage to your bagpipes and harp? The noise must make it hard for you to practice.

Right now I'm organizing a conference with the judges and other kitty lawyers at Cat Court to see what our legal options are. If any of you would like to testify at our hearings, let me know. No date has been set yet. I'll let you know when and where. Of course the Catmobile will provide transportation.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[katladyd]

Groucho, she never yooses it when I'm praktising. Just wen we are having afternune naps. Always on Sonday, I don't no why, maybe it's cause she don't go to werk (whatever that is) that day. None of us like it, but she still uses it. It duz look cleaner when she does, tho.
Ming

[cassiesmom]

Dear Groucho, as long as meowmie says the code word when she takes the vacoom out, and says "Bye bye, vacoom" when she puts it away, then I suppose it's okay with me. I got back at meowm for forgetting to say the code word... I slept under the love seat last night She missed me sleeping with her!