Here's my list:
I don't go on vacations.
I always have a lint remover in my house for cat hair on me and the furniture.
I never sleep alone.
I never brush my teeth, take a shower, or use the facilities alone.
I've learned to translate "cat" and am getting pretty good at it.
I've learned to ignore the cat hair on my clothes (one of the little buggers is white and I wear a lot of dark colors).
I always have a lap warmer when I am on the computer.