Because I have a cat---
I don't take vacations.
I don't take plastic bags at the supermarket- I take paper because somebody likes to inspect the inside of them.
I don't spoon all the milk off of dry cereal- I leave a little in the bowl as a treat for you-know-who.
I don't wear a lot of light clothes because the cat hair shows!
I don't make the bed too carefully because she likes to sleep in the middle of it during the day.
I watch where I step, so as not to step on her tail, and I say a warning out loud before I get out the ebil vacuum cleaner!
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