Election Thursday #454

[Lady's Human]

Sheesh, it's not Tidy-bowl, it's swamp water!



What, Gini, no sense of adventure?

[gini]

Ya know - you just don't drink things that are blue!

Yellow is o.k. - lemonade
Red is alright- wine, cranberry juice
green goes - Midori that I don't like...........

but Blue - and I don't want to hear anything from Karen
about how good blueberry juice is...........................

[Pinot's Mom]

I have some raspberries in the 'fridge I'll share to try the Raspberry Mojito. How about some Russet Potato Chips to snack on? They're really good!

[Karen]

Ya know - you just don't drink things that are blue!

Yellow is o.k. - lemonade
Red is alright- wine, cranberry juice
green goes - Midori that I don't like...........

but Blue - and I don't want to hear anything from Karen
about how good blueberry juice is...........................

Well, blueberry juice is more purple than blue, anyway!

[Lady's Human]

Richard, you forgot one item on the menu:

Deep fired pork. (locally known as city chicken, breaded seasoned and deep fried pork pieces)

You can't have a proper political "party" without something to grease a few palms.

[Lady's Human]

Who's the stiff hanging from the chandelier?

HEY ORC!

That's NOT what hanging chad means! GET HIM DOWN!!!!

[gini]

Could I please have some deep fried pork pieces and some scrambled eggs? And a cup of good strong, hot coffee.

Now that ought to set the day off just perfectly!

OH ORC!! YUCK!!!

[Karen]

Bacon for all, turkey bacon and vegan options available!

Gonna make a pot of tea, anyone want some?