Originally posted by hellostranger
Ms. Ritzy, you're FABulous dahling! I love your closeup shot - such sophistication! such glamour! such shiny, shiny fur!!

Dear Ms. Ritzy,

I am in love. You are the most stunning tuxedo cat I have ever seen outside of a mirror. Are you interested in a long distance relationship with a two year old tuxedo clad gentleman?

Yours,

Squirt
Squirt, you must be psychic! I've been slobbering over your signature picture, wondering when my meowmie ws going to ask who that BEAUTIFUL urr uh, HANDSOME sleeping kitty was! We need bigger pictures, Squirt, so jump on that catwalk and show us what you've got!

Mz Ritzee