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    Uh oh.. now I'm wondering what the possible side effects might be of this potential medication for constipation that I might or might not be taking..

    In the early 1980s I was in some studies at Mass. General on .. sunburn or mild burns to the skin.. or something like that. Different patterns of red were done on the backs of my thighs under some kind of blue lights (probably the UVA or UVB rays they tell you to avoid at all costs now).. I seem to be none the worse for it after all this time, fortunately.

    This was in the summer, when I was going around in shorts all the time. One friend later told me he thought I must have been severely burned as a child or something.

    I'm glad your brain tumor was benign, Karen! Thank God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by happylabs View Post
    How about ingesting some jewelry or something. It could be a treasure hunt for the winner.
    Actually, that's sort of how the data are acquired!

    For the last few days I was doing the following to determine how my system measures up or ranks or scores or whatever before I've had any of the test pills. When the three weeks of taking the pills are up, then I have to do this again.

    I ingested this little ..electronic capsule. I also had a monitor about the size of an old-time transistor radio to wear on my belt or otherwise not have more than 5 feet away for me. As the capsule passed along on its journey, it communicated with the monitor, telling it whatever information it picked up.

    I also had to keep a little diary... but that's a whole other chapter here..

    I was to do this for as long as it took the capsule to depart from me, or for 7 days, whichever came sooner. I swallowed it on Monday, and it came out the other end on Thursday.
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phesina View Post
    Actually, that's sort of how the data are acquired!

    For the last few days I was doing the following to determine how my system measures up or ranks or scores or whatever before I've had any of the test pills. When the three weeks of taking the pills are up, then I have to do this again.

    I ingested this little ..electronic capsule. I also had a monitor about the size of an old-time transistor radio to wear on my belt or otherwise not have more than 5 feet away for me. As the capsule passed along on its journey, it communicated with the monitor, telling it whatever information it picked up.

    I also had to keep a little diary... but that's a whole other chapter here..

    I was to do this for as long as it took the capsule to depart from me, or for 7 days, whichever came sooner. I swallowed it on Monday, and it came out the other end on Thursday.
    So how do you know you've passed the capsule ???
    Has it got little spikey things on it so you know for sure ??? Or do they give you a set of chopsticks to go look for it ??
    Sounds like fun....something to do on a lazy Sunday afternoon.


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    Chopsticks.. that's a good idea for the next round of this!
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    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phesina View Post
    Chopsticks.. that's a good idea for the next round of this!
    Just make sure they are recycleable chopsticks. You just might need them in case you have someone you don't like over for a Chinese banquet.


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    I didn't have to find it.. but then I would have had to wear the monitor and keep the little diary for the whole seven days. And I wanted to be done with those as soon as the capsule was out.

    I had some disposable vinyl exam gloves and a bunch of wooden coffee stirrer sticks to poke around with. Chopsticks would no doubt work much better than the stirrer sticks.

    AND then I could start thinking who to invite over for Chinese food! (A couple of people I used to work with would be perfect.) Gosh, Wom, you are just so inventive. Always coming up with brilliant ideas..
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

    -- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery

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    Quote Originally Posted by phesina View Post
    Gosh, Wom, you are just so inventive. Always coming up with brilliant ideas..
    True.
    These are the kind of chopsticks you should get. As you can see, they have many many useful purposes.



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