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    Quote Originally Posted by pomtzu View Post
    Hey Moff - how about putting a shade in the window? Chip gets messing with that and sets the spring off that rolls it up, and he'd probably have the living bee-geebies scared out of him, since that's one heck of a startling noise when it springs up unexpectedly. It just might cure him.
    He'd probably enjoy it and learn how to make it do that on purpose.
    I can't get up there to pull a shade down a million times a day anyway. I can't even get up there to take the torn blinds down. I was able to reach as far as the blind damage though and clip the hanging slats and cords off. I sure didn't want to go in there and find one of them had gotten trapped in the hanging cords and hurt or worse.

    The neighbors will just have to deal with a herd of cats watching their every move from now on.
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Which reminds me of one of my all time favorite jokes....

    How do you make a Venetian blind?

    Poke his eyes out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by richard View Post
    which reminds me of one of my all time favorite jokes....

    how do you make a venetian blind?

    poke his eyes out.
    lol :d:d
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    Well, both of them "lawyered up". Barrister Groucho has made it clear that his clients aren't talking without a deal. After all, no witnesses, no finger prints, NADA.

    I heard the Chipster whispering to Frankie, "Deny, deny, deny!!!"

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    Frankie to Chip: "Apparently attacking mini-blinds is frowned upon in this establishment! (Ripping off the E-Trade baby commercial!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokey the elder View Post
    Frankie to Chip: "Apparently attacking mini-blinds is frowned upon in this establishment! (Ripping off the E-Trade baby commercial!)
    If only they would believe that!!! The blind over the back door has been seeing lots of abuse lately.
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Over in Richard's Kitty Crack thread, MOFF said this -
    I've been fooling my kids for a while now. I buy Grandma the tiny bags of Fancy Feast crunchy because she can eat the small pieces better than their regular crunchy food. She is 17 now and deserves a bit of pampering anyway.

    I take a couple of handfulls of her crunchy food and put it in the other cat's treat jar. It's way cheaper than buying them regular cat treats. It's still a treat to them because they don't get it daily.
    Just wondering if the boys have discovered the switch, and are protesting in their own unique way

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