Hi Frankie and Chip,
I just saw this now. What is happening here? Why are both of you in jail? What are the charges? How are you being treated during your incarceration?

Don't worry, fellow kitties, I'm on my way! I assure you that there will be a full investigation. As for the pictures of your alleged damage, it looks like photoshop to me. I'll stop at the Haggis In A Hurry Shoppe so there will be plenty for you to eat.

See you very soon. If you can, call me on my cell phone.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose