The Mayonnaise Jar

[smokey the elder]

I've seen this done with wine; "There's always time to share some wine with your friends."

[GrandChester]

Thanks for sharing, Wom! How true!

[kokopup]

That is a good analogy Wom, but you forgot to say what happened to all the mayonnaise.

[wombat2u2004]

That is a good analogy Wom, but you forgot to say what happened to all the mayonnaise.

Well that's the punchline old mate.
That professor was quite happy to share a few old golf balls, pebbles, sand and some old coffee dregs with the class.
But the mayonnaise?? No!! He kept that for himself, the greedy bugger.