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  1. 09-12-2011, 06:09 AM #1
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    Wom, mate - ya got me sobbing before my first coffee cup is empty. I'm going to share this. Too important not to!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by moosmom View Post
    Wom, mate - ya got me sobbing before my first coffee cup is empty. I'm going to share this. Too important not to!!!
    Nor real sure how coffee with golf balls, pebbles and sand in it tastes.
    But yeah...better try it first before you share it


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  3. 09-12-2011, 08:42 AM #3
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    I think I've read this before. Nice one Love this
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    I've seen this done with wine; "There's always time to share some wine with your friends."
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    Thanks for sharing, Wom! How true!
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    That is a good analogy Wom, but you forgot to say what happened to all the mayonnaise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kokopup View Post
    That is a good analogy Wom, but you forgot to say what happened to all the mayonnaise.
    Well that's the punchline old mate.
    That professor was quite happy to share a few old golf balls, pebbles, sand and some old coffee dregs with the class.
    But the mayonnaise?? No!! He kept that for himself, the greedy bugger.


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