Hi Remy,
You really need to be careful around your hoomins, they're not quite as flexible as we are. For some reason, our hoomins think we're trying to make them fall but they don't understand that we just want to give them lovies by being close to them. All anyone has to do is look at your picture to know that you're innocent.

Here's what you do. Tell your Pawpie you're sorry and meant him no harm. Then be generous with the purrs, headbumpies, and kitty kisses. Don't forget to be snuggly too. That should get you out of trouble.

Let me know how this works out for you. If the situation does not improve, call me on my cell phone.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose