Random thoughts

[sana]

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Schooollll....

Its starts on 8th September.....

MY O' LEVELS IS STARTING!!! Its like GRADE 9! AND THE NEW TEACHER IS SUPER STRICT! I SURE HOPE THAT SHE LOVES ME, AND I GUESS I LIKE HER, SO SHE DOESN'T SCOLD ME AND I REALLY HOPE THAT NOBODY NEEDS A REASON TO SCOLD ME AND THAT NOBODY DOES SCOLD ME! And that my class fellows are sweet and nice!

[Alysser]

I hope work goes by very FAST today. I absolutely hate what I'm going to be doing, so please please make it seem fast!

[pomtzu]

Why do Mondays have to start so early?

So they will be over and done with faster.........

[Lady's Human]

Why do car mechanics always try to rip you off (ESPECIALLY when your female!)? Why can't they just be truthful?

I guess because I'll believe anything they say. Not like I can go look and check myself. Aghhh!

Pick up a manual for your car, a code reader and start reading. Even if you don't fix it yourself, you'll be better informed going to a garage. If you think you're getting ripped off every time you go to one, you need to look around for a new mechanic.

[happylabs]

Why does my coffee cup seem to be empty so fast?

[pomtzu]

Why does my coffee cup seem to be empty so fast?

Because it's Monday and the day started earlier, so you started drinking the coffee earlier.

Am I being helpful yet.........

[happylabs]

Because it's Monday and the day started earlier, so you started drinking the coffee earlier.

Am I being helpful yet.........

LOL! That has to be it. Thanks.

[kokopup]

Why is it that when I organize my stuff, then I can't find anything?

[Vette]

Wish itd rain

[sana]

Wish itd rain

TAKE SOME OF OURS!! OUR ROAD WAS FLOODED TODAY!! You couldn't see it, SERIOUSLY! There was a huge lake of brown water and the worst part is, our roofs leak, so we have to put newspaper under the cracks. There are windows on the top, and some of them have teeny tiny holes, so the water comes down drop by drop, and the side windows leak because of small openings in them, so the walls were wet. And some genius had the window opened and the stairs became all wet. The Kitchen window was open so, the sink and the plates had dirty water on them. The windowsill had dirty water on it too, because the rainwater was splashing inside... The carpet got wet because of the leaking water

The water has drained a lot now. Phew* Thank God, the water is less now, I can see the road now.

[happylabs]

Why is Eggplant purple?

[lbaker]

If pecans come from Pecan trees and walnuts come from Walnut trees etc - why don't we call them oaknuts or oakcorns instead of acorns?? I've never heard of an A tree

[Karen]

Why is Eggplant purple?

It isn't always! This time of year, I walk past white eggplant, purple eggplant, purple and white eggplant, and even odd little green eggplant in the local fabulous produce market. But some are kind-of egg-shaped ... some more tubular, some more pear-shaped - there's an amazing variety. And I am allergic to them all, sadly!

And besides, in other parts of the world, they call them aubergines, which fashion now uses for a particular shade of purple ...

[Karen]

I so love that Search is working again, so I could find this thread instead of posting anew one!

Okay, the moment's random thought -

How ironic is it that the latest two messages in my email are a recipe for Potato and Cheddar Soup (from Cooking.com)
and immediately underneath that, spam for
"Cleveland Clinics: "Live Chat Heart Health"!

[Lady's Human]

Not only did I fat finger the withdrawal amount from the ATM, I then hit correct instead of cancel (the keypad doesn't line up with the screen).

Never use an ATM before sufficient caffeine has been introduced to your system!