The itsy bitsy spider climbed up my bedroom wall.
I hit it with an O magazine and it started to fall.
I looked and looked and could not find it at all
I finally laid down on my bed and started to relax
When the ugly thing ran across my white sheets
Ready to attack.
I grabbed my computed mouse and based it's head in
The itsy bitsy spider is deader then dead.
The legs came off and flew opposite his head.
Now my white sheets have a nasty brown stain.
But the spider is dead and I can relax again.