"My name is Miss Sophia Loren, I'm a tuxedo classy lady who ended up through no fault of my own as a pregnant stray. I found my way to a nice lady's house, and she recognized not only my tar quality but my delicate condition, and took care of me through my late pregnancy and let me give birth inside in a nice place. Now I, and my 5 kittens - all healthy, shiny and stars in the making if I do say so myself, all need homes. Might you take pity on me? I'll be forever grateful, and have plenty of love to bestow on my public, and promise to be gracious about it!,

Regards,
Miss Sophia Loren Tuxedo Kitty"