Mario: Now Mario was always the perfect cat, but he has developed a bad habit of marking his territory right at the bottom of the stairs in my living room.

Toby: My ragamuffin has the worst breath ever. He'll meow and it's... dragon breath, awful XD. But he's a love, and I cuddle with him anyway.

Luigi: It'd be nice if he didn't bite so much. If I could take away anything, I'd take the FIV, think it makes him cranky...