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  1. 07-27-2011, 12:47 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    I responded to one spammer who was selling a p**** enlarger.
    For $500 I got a magnifying glass.
    LOL! I get those emails too ... too bad I'm a girl!
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  2. 07-27-2011, 02:49 PM #2
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    You can tell these things are scattershot; I get lots of emails for male...ahem...enhancement?
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
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    I get those "sexy singles" sort of e-mails in my spam every so often o__o.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokey the elder View Post
    You can tell these things are scattershot; I get lots of emails for male...ahem...enhancement?
    I do to, and my email address starts with my given name - "Karen" is pretty darned obviously female.

    I once summed it up for someone and said, "I get spam for enlarging body parts I don't have, to cure my blading when I've got a headful of hair, ones to shrink certain body parts, cure others and ads for wives I do not want!"
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    Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.
    Did you get any responses to that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grace View Post
    Did you get any responses to that one
    Not yet. I only posted it here half an hour ago.
    I'll let it run for a couple of days so that all PTer's can read it.
    I'm expecting my PM box to be flooded with replies.


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