LOVE the shopping kitty!! AND the parents' Xmas Eve poem, too!!

This one trips everyone up, but you have to do to someone in person: show them something white and ask "What color is this?" to which they will reply "white". Then ask them "What do cows drink?" and they will invariably reply "Milk!" which of course is wrong; cows drink water!!!

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.