Oh my sweet, sweet Sparkler. I want to join paws and square dance wiff you all night long. My Meowmie has a collection of C & W music so she's sending some CD's along wiff me, and she found some "chaps" for me to wear. I'm mean really, do cats wear chaps?

I have a GPS now and can meet you guys anywhere you ask. Meowmie can take me to the airport, she just needs to cash in some air miles for my flight. Let me know where to hook up with you.

Oh yes, and I got a new iphone so you can text me or call 604-555-PURR.

My dear Sparkler, I have something very special to give you so I hope you and I can find some private time together.

Your furrever,
Merlin xoxo