Hi Angel,
Meowmie told me about your situation, when I saw your post I could not believe what I saw! You have to be on a hard wooden chair with no cushion, unspeakable!

I'll call you on your cell phone tonight so we can review your predicament and go over your options. Hopefully, we can resolve this without going to Cat Court.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose