Wom switches on the radio in the moped, and they head off to the beat of Queen.

Elyse falls behind almost immediately. The group notices this and goes back to where she is standing on the side of the road with tears streaming down her cheeks. "I can't ride a bicycle from Las Vegas to Memphis!" she wails while Brian May and Freddie Mercury harmonize. "I was almost on an airplane, but the gate agents inspected someone else's bag, thought it was mine and wouldn't let me board! That was a good stethoscope they confiscated, too- a Littmann. Go on without me, because I can't do this. If I can't fly, then I'll have to rent a car. Or ride a train. Or maybe a tornado will swoop me up and drop me in Tennessee."

Everyone laughs heartily at this. "Elyse, that's so silly! You can't have a tornado in the Nevada Desert!" they shout.


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