Oh my, Pinot, that does sound terrible for a kitty of your Regal Highness! We can't imagine such a thing happening. *tail strikes up to the sky, multiple times* How AWFUL!!

Purr, so lovely you got back inside your house, it is lovely to be pampered and cuddled properly. - clowder of 10

Sandie here. Laughing so hard at the image I can't think to write anything more!