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"But Bill wanted to go for a swim" Said Wom.
"Ahhh, don't worry about it. We should be heading to Montana. I'll have a swim when we get there." Said Bill.
Wom walks into the forest a little, and pulls his mobile phone out of his pocket, dials his mate Stan.
"Stan !!' Said Wom 'False alarm. Bill won't be swimming in the lake. So I won't send the signal balloon up today. We'll meet in Montana. The plan should go ahead there, as Bill wants to swim there. And Stan....DON'T FORGET THE PIRANHA."
Wom walks back to the others waiting in the car.
"Is everything ok Wom ??" Said Bill.
"Yeah, everything is ok Fishfood.....er...I mean Bill." Said Wom.

Badlands

The Badlands appeared a head & everyone was frothing at the mouth from lack of water. It was a hot miserable day with the wind blowing & no air conditioning. The trunk was full of warm Bud Light so Bill pulled into a ghost town so everyone could find some relief & opened up the trunk .......

Pepe Le Pew