Yesterday a friend sent me an e-mail with subject "be prepared." It included this link to a site entitled "After the Rapture Pet Care."

Subscribe to their service and be reassured that after you are Raptured away, your beloved pets will be cared for by non-believing animal lovers left behind!

Details: http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

I wrote my friend back saying "Whew! What a relief! ... But I thought after the Rapture all the non-believers were going to be blasted immediately to eternal hellfire and damnation."

She replied with this:
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Here is what my brother told me their cat said:

" Huali told us tomorrow at 6pm she is sprouting giant bat-wings and taking over ExxonMobil, and running the non-christian world for the Beelzebub Empire!
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I just replied to her saying "Well, I haven't heard of anyone being Raptured away yet. Did your brother's cat do her thing?"

I'll let you know if she did or not.