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  1. 05-04-2011, 03:05 PM #1
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    Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
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    Glad I finished my coffee before reading that, Wom.
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  3. 05-05-2011, 01:43 AM #3
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    Glad I finished my coffee before reading that, Wom.
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    THE DOT


    FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.

    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Washington DC has recently revealed the true story.

    When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.

    On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States.
    If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical Computer advice.
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  5. 05-05-2011, 07:14 AM #5
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    The dot. LOL John that is so funny
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  6. 05-17-2011, 09:07 PM #6
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    No wonder we were all mesmerized. Disney programmed us!
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    No wonder we were all mesmerized. Disney programmed us!
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    Theres no pic mate.


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