Story teller game

[cassiesmom]

"Now that you know you've been riding a dead rat, get off the rat, get on a bicycle and let's all start getting ready to do RAGBRAI! Who's with me?"

Elyse shouts, "I wish I could. I have a friend who did RAGBRAI and loved it! But I can't go anywhere near that distance, I'm just not in shape. I can only go a few miles but I'll go that far with you. But first, bagel pizza... because we'll need some energy. And I'm not wearing bicycling shorts- that is just not on. Only cyclists in good shape can wear them because they're so close-fitting. Does everyone have a helmet? Do we need to swing by the sporting goods store and pick up..."


century

[Bonny]

"Now that you know you've been riding a dead rat, get off the rat, get on a bicycle and let's all start getting ready to do RAGBRAI! Who's with me?"

Elyse shouts, "I wish I could. I have a friend who did RAGBRAI and loved it! But I can't go anywhere near that distance, I'm just not in shape. I can only go a few miles but I'll go that far with you. But first, bagel pizza... because we'll need some energy. And I'm not wearing bicycling shorts- that is just not on. Only cyclists in good shape can wear them because they're so close-fitting. Does everyone have a helmet? Do we need to swing by the sporting goods store and pick up..."


century

a turn of the century Fisher Price trike for Wombat? We don't want him to fall down & skin his knees on a regular bike. Lets start him out slow & easy. A bagel pizza sound delicious .......


Mississippi River

[kokopup]

Bonny

a turn of the century Fisher Price trike for Wombat? We don't want him to fall down & skin his knees on a regular bike. Lets start him out slow & easy. A bagel pizza sound delicious .......

even if it has a little grits thrown in for good measure. Bill speaks up, ' come on Bonny, Elyse we need to get ready for a great ride. This is probably the most fun you can have anywhere in Iowa. The people along the route are great and it's a party from end to end. If we expect to dip our tires in the old Mississippi River then we need to get the lead out and start training. Oh, Bonny, bike shorts on you would look AOK....

Stampede

[Bonny]

Bonny even if it has a little grits thrown in for good measure. Bill speaks up, ' come on Bonny, Elyse we need to get ready for a great ride. This is probably the most fun you can have anywhere in Iowa. The people along the route are great and it's a party from end to end. If we expect to dip our tires in the old Mississippi River then we need to get the lead out and start training. Oh, Bonny, bike shorts on you would look AOK....

Stampede

Yup, they would cause the Holstein cows in the pasture to Stampede, along with the hogs to squeal & do cart wheels, & dogs to bark & howl. Those grits are starting to take affect a big affect ..........


corn cobs

[wombat2u2004]

Yup, they would cause the Holstein cows in the pasture to Stampede, along with the hogs to squeal & do cart wheels, & dogs to bark & howl. Those grits are starting to take affect a big affect ..........

....so don't stand downwind from me folks. If you do, then you'll wish you were back in skunkland." "Oh by the way Wom, what are you doing with all of those corn cobs ???"
"Well, I figure if I get enuf of them lashed together, it would make a good enuf raft to get us across the Mississippi' said Wom 'besides, we have an ex USN guy with us here, who can steer our new craft. And folks, we really do need to distance ourselves from Bonny when she lets loose."
"So, have we got a name for this new craft of yours" Said Bill.
"Yep' continued Wom 'It's called a Cocker. That means "Corn on Cob Keeled Everymans Raft." "That's a fine name for a fine craft Wom" Said Bill. "Does it have a ............

Chief Gunners Mate

[kokopup]

wom

....so don't stand downwind from me folks. If you do, then you'll wish you were back in skunkland." "Oh by the way Wom, what are you doing with all of those corn cobs ???"
"Well, I figure if I get enuf of them lashed together, it would make a good enuf raft to get us across the Mississippi' said Wom 'besides, we have an ex USN guy with us here, who can steer our new craft. And folks, we really do need to distance ourselves from Bonny when she lets loose."
"So, have we got a name for this new craft of yours" Said Bill.
"Yep' continued Wom 'It's called a Cocker. That means "Corn on Cob Keeled Everymans Raft." "That's a fine name for a fine craft Wom" Said Bill. "Does it have a ............

power train of it's own or are we paddling. If we could harness some of the gas that is lingering around here we could make this a real river tug. I would make you our Chief Gunners Mate Wom but I guess if this is a tug we shouldn't be shooting at anyone. I think even on the Mississippi this would be....

Riverboat gambler

[wombat2u2004]

wom
power train of it's own or are we paddling. If we could harness some of the gas that is lingering around here we could make this a real river tug. I would make you our Chief Gunners Mate Wom but I guess if this is a tug we shouldn't be shooting at anyone. I think even on the Mississippi this would be....

......better than a paddlesteamer."
"Hmmmm' said Wom 'do you think we would be able to make a few knots per hour if we tied Bonny to the gas bottles and fed her lots of grits and then utilise the methane gas she would produce ??? I mean, you're the engineer Bill, you'll have to do some calculations, you know, convert consumption of grits into knots per hour. Like KPH = COG X (Methane squared)"
"Look out folks, the wash from that paddlesteamer The Riverboat Gambler is a comein this way" Yelled Bill. "Quick, everyone in the boat, Elyse...run up the Jolly Roger, Bonny.....eat more grits, Wom....stop playing with that calculator, Helen....swab the decks."
The wash hit all of a sudden and.............

Niagara Falls