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.If you have a harem. Bill, laughs' and says, "I had a harem or you could say harem scarum since it was comprised of all my purgirls and one furgirl. Now I only have my one furgirl, Koko. She is so big now she fills my heart with all the joy my dwinding bones can handle. I wouldn't trade her for all of the harems in Saudi Arabia. Maybe Wom would like to elaborate on his harem. I know he has ......
...a hiding place with all of his Elle McPherson lookalike fully inflatable life size dolls that he calls his harem. Tell us about it Wom." "Well' said Wom 'that isn't entirely accurate. All the Elle McPherson dolls are gone because I stuck a pin into them and watched them fly all over the place like punctured balloons. But I have replaced them all with Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin dolls dressed in lacy tutus. But the problem is, Bill keeps phoning me, asking for an invite to my secret harem hiding place. What do you think I should do about that Bonny ???"

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