Our PT joke thread

[lizbud]

Mechanics

A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where
the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag
and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.

I opened its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and
then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

"So how come I make $39,675 a year and you make $1,695,000
when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered
to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

LOL I love it.

[kokopup]

Catty1

Which inspires a spelling joke:

Q: What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

A: Automobile.

To be politically correct we must remember there are a few of us that their
Automobile starts and RUNS on Diesel