Our PT joke thread

[wombat2u2004]

Can I beat the dead horse just a tiny more. You are welcome to your values & beliefs we all have them. This place it is called Our PT jokes thread that means all kinds of Jokes. Jokes are jokes you can take them or leave them. Now for me it is trying to remember them

Right on old mate.
The joke thread is for JOKES....take em or leave em.

[Catty1]

Which inspires a spelling joke:

Q: What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

A: Automobile.

[wombat2u2004]

Which inspires a spelling joke:

Q: What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

A: Automobile.

OMG Candace !!! That is CRASS !!!!!
Tell me...are you posting a joke ABOUT my automobile ?? Or about YOUR automobile ??? Either way, I am deeply offended by your audacity to joke about such a subject. Maybe I'm over sensitive or something.
I must remind you, that this is a pet forum, and as such, jokes about MY automobile are not received well.
I'm going to my room now.

[pomtzu]

OMG Candace !!! That is CRASS !!!!!
Tell me...are you posting a joke ABOUT my automobile ?? Or about YOUR automobile ??? Either way, I am deeply offended by your audacity to joke about such a subject. Maybe I'm over sensitive or something.
I must remind you, that this is a pet forum, and as such, jokes about MY automobile are not received well.
I'm going to my room now.

Oh please.
Sarcasm is my expertise - not yours..........

[Bonny]

OMG Candace !!! That is CRASS !!!!!
Tell me...are you posting a joke ABOUT my automobile ?? Or about YOUR automobile ??? Either way, I am deeply offended by your audacity to joke about such a subject. Maybe I'm over sensitive or something.
I must remind you, that this is a pet forum, and as such, jokes about MY automobile are not received well.
I'm going to my room now.

I bare to differ here. Wombat, If you didn't drive such a piece of junk in the first place & if you would of taken care of it, it would not be a piece of junk now. So go to your room an sulk like a sissy boy.

[pomtzu]

I bare to differ here. Wombat, If you didn't drive such a piece of junk in the first place & if you would of taken care of it, it would not be a piece of junk now. So go to your room an sulk like a sissy boy.

Bonny - it's Tuesday morning! Aren't you supposed to be shopping??? - or something........

You'd better be careful - are you sure you want to "bare" yourself in front of Wom???

[Bonny]

Bonny - it's Tuesday morning! Aren't you supposed to be shopping??? - or something........

You'd better be careful - are you sure you want to "bare" yourself in front of Wom???

Yup! Got up at 4:30 and have been going full steam ever since. Made it to the store & if Wombat can dish it out he can take it & so can I. He will come up with something smart & sassy to say.

[wombat2u2004]

I bare to differ here. Wombat, If you didn't drive such a piece of junk in the first place & if you would of taken care of it, it would not be a piece of junk now. So go to your room an sulk like a sissy boy.

Well, it's just that there is a time and a place for everything. And this is not the place or time to be talking about the plight of older automobiles.
It's just that they deserve MORE respect than that.
We have to draw the line somewhere, or else the next thing you know Candace will be posting jokes about tractors. Did you know that tractors and other assorted farm machinery are really close to my heart ?? Yes, I've always been very hurt by the fact that these wonderful bits of equipment can be discarded after a lifetime of hard work. And then you get someone like Candace coming along and making jokes about them....HAH !!! I mean, what total disregard. How insulting. I'm flabbergasted.

[Bonny]

Well, it's just that there is a time and a place for everything. And this is not the place or time to be talking about the plight of older automobiles.
It's just that they deserve MORE respect than that.
We have to draw the line somewhere, or else the next thing you know Candace will be posting jokes about tractors. Did you know that tractors and other assorted farm machinery are really close to my heart ?? Yes, I've always been very hurt by the fact that these wonderful bits of equipment can be discarded after a lifetime of hard work. And then you get someone like Candace coming along and making jokes about them....HAH !!! I mean, what total disregard. How insulting. I'm flabbergasted.

Calm down now Wombat, here is a farm handkerchief to blow your honker of a nose. Candace was just having fun this is the joke forum you know. Farm tractors and equipment have to bite the dust sometime after years of hard work. But there is a good market out there for iron and it brings $$$$$. They get their respect one way or the other look at all those big huge wind turbines made from recycled tractors, plows, etc. Now straighten up & get over it they are all just junk in the end, but recyclable mate.

[wombat2u2004]

Calm down now Wombat, here is a farm handkerchief to blow your honker of a nose. Candace was just having fun this is the joke forum you know. Farm tractors and equipment have to bite the dust sometime after years of hard work. But there is a good market out there for iron and it brings $$$$$. They get their respect one way or the other look at all those big huge wind turbines made from recycled tractors, plows, etc. Now straighten up & get over it they are all just junk in the end, but recyclable mate.

Yeah well, they may be junk, and they may be recyclable, but they are close to my heart and deserve the respect that is due to them.
Poor little baby tractors....sob sob.

[Asiel]

OMG Candace !!! That is CRASS !!!!!
Tell me...are you posting a joke ABOUT my automobile ?? Or about YOUR automobile ??? Either way, I am deeply offended by your audacity to joke about such a subject. Maybe I'm over sensitive or something.
I must remind you, that this is a pet forum, and as such, jokes about MY automobile are not received well.
I'm going to my room now.

“When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.”

Did you bring roses to the stage too?