Our PT joke thread

[caseysmom]

Can I beat the dead horse just a tiny more. You are welcome to your values & beliefs we all have them. This place it is called Our PT jokes thread that means all kinds of Jokes. Jokes are jokes you can take them or leave them. Now for me it is trying to remember them

I made my comment when this is posted in general, now I could care less because I don't normally go to the joke thread in the dog house. Karen moved it where it belonged, in the dog house.

[Grace]

Mechanics

A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where
the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag
and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.

I opened its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and
then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

"So how come I make $39,675 a year and you make $1,695,000
when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered
to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

[lizbud]

Mechanics

A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where
the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag
and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.

I opened its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and
then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

"So how come I make $39,675 a year and you make $1,695,000
when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered
to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

LOL I love it.

[kokopup]

Catty1

Which inspires a spelling joke:

Q: What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

A: Automobile.

To be politically correct we must remember there are a few of us that their
Automobile starts and RUNS on Diesel