Happylabs
there is a cowboy of sorts right here in our present company. Wombat is one of those Ostrich ranchers and he is sorta bandy-legged from riding those Hogs. He has that rough and tumbled look like I really....I could always take my good friend Jeff Gordon up on learning to drive race cars. He has an old Le Manz he said I could practice on. The only problem is...
Road trip
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— Unknown
.........detest. I mean...riding hogs ??? How crazy can one get ??"
"Righto' said Wom 'that's enough from you Susan, time for you to take a road trip out of here, and take your basket of Walmart nuts with you."
"But where will I go ??? I have no home, no friends, no pets." said Susan.
"I know' said Bill 'you can live in my backyard. I'll set up a tent for you."
"Oh thankyou Bill' Susan said 'I can see now why all the ladies call you Snookums." Susan and Bill leave at daybreak on horses, bound for old Alabamee. On the way, Susan said "Bill, I need to ask you..........
Love nest
"I'm Back !!"
Wom
If you are like a cowboy. "Why no" said Bill. "Why do you ask." I so looked forward to a love nest with that bandy-legged Aussy Wombat. He is my true Love and I must return to his side. I really look forward to living Downunder with my Ostrich Rancher..........detest. I mean...riding hogs ??? How crazy can one get ??"
"Righto' said Wom 'that's enough from you Susan, time for you to take a road trip out of here, and take your basket of Walmart nuts with you."
"But where will I go ??? I have no home, no friends, no pets." said Susan.
"I know' said Bill 'you can live in my backyard. I'll set up a tent for you."
"Oh thankyou Bill' Susan said 'I can see now why all the ladies call you Snookums." Susan and Bill leave at daybreak on horses, bound for old Alabamee. On the way, Susan said "Bill, I need to ask you..........
Sweet home downunder
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
"I'm sorry' said Bill 'you can't. You belong to me now, and you are going to live with me in mysweet home, downunder the Mason Dixie line. Yes my dear, we will spend the rest of our lives together, fighting off mosquitoes and alligators in the bayou I call home."
"Does that mean we can eat as much gumbo and watermelon as we want ?" Said Susan excitably. "Well sometimes' said Bill 'but we in old Alabamee like to eat what our Cajun cousins eat, natural food, catfish and crawdads, acorns, caterpillars, stuff like that." Ohhhh' Said Susan, her body trembling 'I can hardly wait." Just then, a raccoon ran across the track in front of them, Bill feeling hungry..................
Black and white cat
"I'm Back !!"
Wom
stops at Outback for a Steak. Just then"I'm sorry' said Bill 'you can't. You belong to me now, and you are going to live with me in mysweet home, downunder the Mason Dixie line. Yes my dear, we will spend the rest of our lives together, fighting off mosquitoes and alligators in the bayou I call home."
"Does that mean we can eat as much gumbo and watermelon as we want ?" Said Susan excitably. "Well sometimes' said Bill 'but we in old Alabamee like to eat what our Cajun cousins eat, natural food, catfish and crawdads, acorns, caterpillars, stuff like that." Ohhhh' Said Susan, her body trembling 'I can hardly wait." Just then, a raccoon ran across the track in front of them, Bill feeling hungry..................
Elyse speaks up with a angry tone in her voice. It is perfectly clear that Susan can never be happy anywhere. I think she needs to go her own way and stop all this bickering back and forth. We were perfectly happy before she came on the scene. .....with hat in hand she walks off into the sunset never to be seen again. Bonny speaks up and announces that she has a new Black and white cat named stinky.....
neutered or it that deodored
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— Unknown
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