The Easter Bar #426

[RICHARD]

First off, I need something strong Wom, and make it a double, I'm drinking for Richard too.

QofP, I would much rather have snow than the thunderstorms w/ chance of tornados forecast tomorrow for here. I lived in Germany for 5 yrs and I miss the snow. We do get some, but not nearly enough for me.

Friday apparently was a little optimistic, but he's now hoping for Sat. He's at a teaching hospital and since he hasn't had a colonoscopy (ever) they have decided to schedule him for one. My advice was to ask for double the anesthesia to make sure he doesn't feel the camera at all.

Doris

[cassiesmom]

Look at these--- how cute! WIsh I'd found this a week or two ago.

http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/reci...9-eb3c92943fef

Could I have diet 7-up, please?

[happylabs]

Look at these--- how cute! WIsh I'd found this a week or two ago.

http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/reci...9-eb3c92943fef

Could I have diet 7-up, please?

OMG those are cute!

[wombat2u2004]

Wow. The place is packed.
Orc !!! Get a move on, we need more dishes. If you break any more, we may have to eat off the banana leaves from the Indian restaurant next door.

QoP.....a cup of tea for you. In a mug today, Orc hasn't started on the tea cups yet. Milk and sugar is on the table already.

Smokey.......one hot chocolate coming up, and a hot cross bun. Would you like some butter with that ???

Helene.........Peeps ??? You'll have to wait for Karen to get here, she'll be bringing some from her collection.

Helen.....We'll make something coconutty for you as soon as Orc gets one down from the tree.

MOF.....A cherry root beer for you, in a long tall glass. Peeps will be here soon. KAREN.....hurry up with those peeps.

LH......the peeptinis look....errrr....delicious.

Mary......an English shortbread tea and a breakfast for you. ORC....STOP MESSING WITH MY ORDER BOOK !!!!!

Gini......A chocolate martini coming right up. Peeps will be here soon.

Ellie.........a 7up for you. And the ORC wants an Easter kiss if that's ok.

QoP........I'm not sure what a peep is either mate....but I do know that when they are mentioned the ORC goes and hides.
A gin and tonic with lime for you, here you go.

David......a coffee for you with baileys, and there's a plate of hot cross buns for you. Eat as many as you want mate.

Richard......we have some liquor anasthetic here for you, all ready to go.
A colonoscopy ??? Bummer !!!! The Orc said he's a specialist at that.....if anyone is interested.

Doris........a double shot of anything you'd like from the bar mate....your choice. ORC !!!! Would you stop oggling at Doris please ??? And NO, you cannot go out and play with her in the snow !!!!

[wombat2u2004]

Elyse.........glad to see you here mate. One diet 7up for you....enjoy

[gini]

Wow - this place is jumping! It's that Peep season - gets into everyone's blood.

Oh, now that is a good martini and I didn't think it would be as I usually like my chocolate dark and straight up! Wom, you are doing good.......

Do we have some new bar patrons? Do you know the rule about telling just one good joke - and then you are a member for life?

We need some new good jokes anyway - so go for it.

Oh, that stand over in the corner is to hold the candles that we can light for Richard praying that all will go well for him and Doris too. Please help yourselves. There are candles and matches by the stand.

No Orc, those candles are not for your birthday....besides you have already had two birthday celebrations this month (he ought to be 212 by now with all of these celebrations).

[slick]

WARNING:
Do not put peeps in the microwave!

[Pinot's Mom]

WARNING:
Do not put peeps in the microwave!

Well, great Slick, now you've got the idea (BOLD AND IN PINK!) in the Orc's head. Can't wait to see where this one goes!

Could I get some Peeps (preferably raspberry coated in dark chocolate, and yes, they do come that way!) and cappuccino, please? Thanks! Happy Easter y'all!

[smokey the elder]

WARNING:
Do not put peeps in the microwave!

Oh, why not? You never let us have any fun!

When I was at Univeral Orlando I had a chocolate martini that was just divine! We make them at home now, with one part each Godiva chocolate, Frangelica and vodka.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

OK GUYS, PULL THE TRUCK AROUND BACK!!!!

Orc go unlock the door. I was at walmart this morning and got us a year's supply of peeps!!! Peeps for all seasons too!!!

Orc, Don't you dare try and eat all of them. You will explode!!!

Of course, they aren't aged like karen's. But if we put some in the lost and found by the time we find them again, they will be.

[wombat2u2004]

WARNING:
Do not put peeps in the microwave!

Will this happen if we do ?????

[wombat2u2004]

Yep, come on folks start unloading those peeps. Richard will be here soon for his share.