"I will never forget how she resembled Susan Lucci."

Susan Lucci looks shocked and shouts, "Wait a minute! That woman is pretending to be me! She's adopted my catch phrase, 'I am Erica Kane', no less! But she doesn't have my bandy-legged hero, Lash LaRue. I don't care how good a nurse Elyse is, I love his bandy legs."

Mark Consuelos