Ha, ha... pressed green salad

[Cataholic]

A pressed green salad costs a lot these days! You are so lucky you have an in-home presser. I love my mail and unfolded clothes presser!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Edwina likes to press my newspaper for me. She saw it done once on Upstairs/Downstairs. However, I am not sure it was being pressed as the person was reading.

[Randi]

Oh, when it comes to pressing newspapers, Fister is right up there with you!

I have a few shirts that need ironing, if only he could do that for me! Of course, I could put them on the kitchen counter, but who knows when they'd be ready.

[Cataholic]

Really, if these cats were of any real use at all, I would grow skinny and "pressed" when they laid on me! I had four of them on me the other night...and I woke up the same way I did when I went to bed. Unpressed.