Story teller game

[Grace]

to get my lime green tutu back from my Uncle Harry. Uncle Harry just moved back to the ghetto. Gretchen stops, puts her finger up to her chin and starts to think. She looks at Wom and asks him...

Snow White

"Why do you dress like that? You look exactly like Snow White.

Where are the dwarfs - working or sleeping - or did they run off with my crazy twin. You know - she's the one with the hots for TinyTim and John Belushi

commercial

[wombat2u2004]

"Why do you dress like that? You look exactly like Snow White.

Where are the dwarfs - working or sleeping - or did they run off with my crazy twin. You know - she's the one with the hots for TinyTim and John Belushi

"Well ya can't blame me for looking like Snow White, it's the way my mother dresses me. She always wanted a girl you know. She even called me Sandra for the first 40 years of my life. But yes, I can see now, you do have a twin sister. I remember seeing both of you on a TV commercial. How did that jingle go ??? Something like....'Tiptoe thru the tu....tul....roses'....something like that." Wom said. He then pokes Bonny's Easter octopus, to see if it is alive. It's not. Wom continues "So Bonny, what is all of that slimy brown stuff on your boots ??? Have you been chasing cows again ??" Helen replies "Whoa.....those boots really stink Bonny"
Bonny.............

Cow pies

[Bonny]

Bonny invites everyone to a bare foot Iowanian cow pie slide along with a dried cow pie Frisbee contest. The winner will receive an old stinky billy goat that will keep their lawn mowed. Come one come all ....



ringworm

[Grace]

Bonny invites everyone to a bare foot Iowanian cow pie slide along with a dried cow pie Frisbee contest. The winner will receive an old stinky billy goat that will keep their lawn mowed. Come one come all ....

ringworm

Gretchen's nose is taking a beating with all the smells conjured up here recently. She suggests taking a walk. First we must skirt around the patch of ringworm lurking on that cat over by the wall.

Now head for those - don't they smell so nice

And the - heavenly.



astronomy

[wombat2u2004]

Gretchen's nose is taking a beating with all the smells conjured up here recently. She suggests taking a walk. First we must skirt around the patch of ringworm lurking on that cat over by the wall.

Now head for those - don't they smell so nice

And the - heavenly.

Everyone wanders over to see Gretchens garden, but unbeknowns to them all, a spark from a nearby barbeque has set the garden smoldering.
"Shall we all smell the flowers?" Said Elyse. "Sure" said everyone in unison.
"Gee,' said Bill 'these flowers sure smell kinda funny, what's that stuff you have growing in there Gretchen ?? Between the flowers....the little green spiky leaved stuff. It smells kinda funny when it's smoldering away."

"Oh that stuff ' replies Gretchen 'I'm not real sure, but I know my multi-coloured cats start floating around the backyard when I burn it"

"Cool, man. Can we harvest this stuff ?" Said Bonny.

"Dude, that's good sh**" Said Elyse.

"I see stars' said Wom 'can we discuss astronomy and moons of many colours?"

"Lets all dance around in circles, and sing songs" Said Helen.

"I've forgotten what I wanted to say duderino's' Said Karen 'but it was something about a PT. Anyway, what is a PT ??"

"Whoa, I haven't been this high since I flew over Korea looking for somewhere nice and pretty to land." Said Bill.

"Oh look' said Helen 'there's a cool policeman flying towards us, and.........

Rock Concert

[kokopup]

Everyone wanders over to see Gretchens garden, but unbeknowns to them all, a spark from a nearby barbeque has set the garden smoldering.
"Shall we all smell the flowers?" Said Elyse. "Sure" said everyone in unison.
"Gee,' said Bill 'these flowers sure smell kinda funny, what's that stuff you have growing in there Gretchen ?? Between the flowers....the little green spiky leaved stuff. It smells kinda funny when it's smoldering away."

"Oh that stuff ' replies Gretchen 'I'm not real sure, but I know my multi-coloured cats start floating around the backyard when I burn it"

"Cool, man. Can we harvest this stuff ?" Said Bonny.

"Dude, that's good sh**" Said Elyse.

"I see stars' said Wom 'can we discuss astronomy and moons of many colours?"

"Lets all dance around in circles, and sing songs" Said Helen.

"I've forgotten what I wanted to say duderino's' Said Karen 'but it was something about a PT. Anyway, what is a PT ??"

"Whoa, I haven't been this high since I flew over Korea looking for somewhere nice and pretty to land." Said Bill.

"Oh look' said Helen 'there's a cool policeman flying towards us, and.........

He looks like he may have something to say about our flower garden. The policeman said, I couldn't help but notice the fagrance of something other than flowers coming from you garden. Gretchen seized the moment when she suggested that it was a perfect day for a Rock Concert. Yes, lady, I agree a Rock Concert seems to be just the ticket right now but Im more .....


Woodstock

[wombat2u2004]

Everyone wanders over to see Gretchens garden, but unbeknowns to them all, a spark from a nearby barbeque has set the garden smoldering.
"Shall we all smell the flowers?" Said Elyse. "Sure" said everyone in unison.
"Gee,' said Bill 'these flowers sure smell kinda funny, what's that stuff you have growing in there Gretchen ?? Between the flowers....the little green spiky leaved stuff. It smells kinda funny when it's smoldering away."

"Oh that stuff ' replies Gretchen 'I'm not real sure, but I know my multi-coloured cats start floating around the backyard when I burn it"

"Cool, man. Can we harvest this stuff ?" Said Bonny.

"Dude, that's good sh**" Said Elyse.

"I see stars' said Wom 'can we discuss astronomy and moons of many colours?"

"Lets all dance around in circles, and sing songs" Said Helen.

"I've forgotten what I wanted to say duderino's' Said Karen 'but it was something about a PT. Anyway, what is a PT ??"

"Whoa, I haven't been this high since I flew over Korea looking for somewhere nice and pretty to land." Said Bill.

"Oh look' said Helen 'there's a cool policeman flying towards us, and.........

He looks like he may have something to say about our flower garden. The policeman said, I couldn't help but notice the fagrance of something other than flowers coming from you garden. Gretchen seized the moment when she suggested that it was a perfect day for a Rock Concert. Yes, lady, I agree a Rock Concert seems to be just the ticket right now but Im more .....

....interested in your garden. Do you have any pot plants ??" The policeman said. "Nope' said Gretchen 'I sold them to a purple pots and pans salesman from Woodstock. I'm going there right now, I heard the in thing is to make love and not war." Everyone hops into Gretchens floral bus and.........

Bills electric ukelele