Ah - I did the Hugh Hefner thing a couple of hours before Bill got here. My next word was supposed to be octopus - his is unicycle.
Maybe someone can combine both?
Ah - I did the Hugh Hefner thing a couple of hours before Bill got here. My next word was supposed to be octopus - his is unicycle.
Maybe someone can combine both?
With a grin on her face, Bonny announces: "Guess what I invented? An Easter octopus! Eight arms to hold baskets for easier filling!" Elyse laughs and agrees that would make Easter basket preparation much easier.
Elyse says, "I can't eat all of this chocolate; my stomach is queasy from all of that bunny hopping," and moves most of the Cadbury peanut butter eggs to Bill, Helen and Karen's baskets. She keeps a couple for her nieces and places the rest in Wom's basket. She notices that there is an abundance of black jelly beans in Wom's basket and takes a few. "Not everyone likes the black ones, but I do," she admits. "Oh, and guess what? I talked to the "Dancing with the Stars" producers. They're going to hire Derek Hough to choreograph a bunny hop number for next week! I am so excited!"
I won't add another word, I will just copy the previous one: unicycle
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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"So who is going to be dancing with the stars next week ??" Wom asks.
"Me me me me" Said Gretchen. "And who WILL you be dancing with ??" He continues. "Well...' said Gretchen 'I've got two favourites. Tiny Tim and John Belushi. Oh they are such hunks, I love them. But, unfortunately Johnny Baby carked it a few years ago, so I guess I'll be dancing with Timmy."
"Well, I guess you'd better get in shape' Wom said ' I hear Tiny Tim is one of those real fit guys. You'd better borrow Bonny's unicycle, the one she chases cows around with." "Ok' said Gretchen 'I'll go find her and ask her for a lend of it. But before I go I need............"
Ghetto
"I'm Back !!"
"Well ya can't blame me for looking like Snow White, it's the way my mother dresses me. She always wanted a girl you know. She even called me Sandra for the first 40 years of my life. But yes, I can see now, you do have a twin sister. I remember seeing both of you on a TV commercial. How did that jingle go ??? Something like....'Tiptoe thru the tu....tul....roses'....something like that." Wom said. He then pokes Bonny's Easter octopus, to see if it is alive. It's not. Wom continues "So Bonny, what is all of that slimy brown stuff on your boots ??? Have you been chasing cows again ??" Helen replies "Whoa.....those boots really stink Bonny"
Bonny.............
Cow pies
"I'm Back !!"
Bonny invites everyone to a bare foot Iowanian cow pie slide along with a dried cow pie Frisbee contest. The winner will receive an old stinky billy goat that will keep their lawn mowed. Come one come all ....
ringworm
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