Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

ashamed of yourselves you two pair of Rathouse humans. Here is the sugar sack put it over your own heads & ....

...........jump in the river."..... "Bill" said Wom. "Why did you send me that PM this morning with exactly what I was supposed to do and say when she surprised me in my cardboard box ?? Sheesh....that's the last time I'll listen to you. She says we must jump in the river.....you first now." Bill yells "Tally Ho" and takes a deep breath, and throws himself in a double flip see saw turn dive at the river, landing flat on his stomach. Bonny, momentarily confused by the backwash, failed to see Wom leap into his special waterproof cardboard box boat, complete with outboard motor, and zoom off toward Chesapeake Bay. As he approached an old derelict navy ship he saw...............

Bills flying bomb.

[kokopup]

...........jump in the river."..... "Bill" said Wom. "Why did you send me that PM this morning with exactly what I was supposed to do and say when she surprised me in my cardboard box ?? Sheesh....that's the last time I'll listen to you. She says we must jump in the river.....you first now." Bill yells "Tally Ho" and takes a deep breath, and throws himself in a double flip see saw turn dive at the river, landing flat on his stomach. Bonny, momentarily confused by the backwash, failed to see Wom leap into his special waterproof cardboard box boat, complete with outboard motor, and zoom off toward Chesapeake Bay. As he approached an old derelict navy ship he saw...............

..a wonderfully restored PT boat. "Come aboard Mate", Bill says,while lowering a ladder for Wom. Welcome aboard the "Retreat", Bill says. I would offer you some of my Shine but it was all confiscated by no-good Guvment Reveneurers. The little lady calls my wonderful boat "Bills flying bomb." I guess because it is so fast and she expects her to blow at an minute. Just when Wom was getting settled on board Bonny comes flying up on a Jetski, still in her Bikini. She was Yelling something that was drowned out by the motor. Getting closer, Bonny yells again....

mortar fire

[Bonny]

Sea Gall Alert!! In coming mortar fire! Bill & Wombat get plastered (with birdie pooh) & Bonnie gives them a thumbs up as she drives off...


Treasure Island

[wombat2u2004]

Sea Gall Alert!! In coming mortar fire! Bill & Wombat get plastered (with birdie pooh) & Bonnie gives them a thumbs up as she drives off...

............never to be seen again. Bill and Wom give each other a "high five", and settle down to the cask of rum that Bill had hidden in the fishbait bucket.
"So who WAS that crazy woman in the bikini ?" Said Wom. "I'm really not sure..." says Bill ".....but I do know she is from one of those mid western states where they eat those funny mushrooms....yeah, they're all as high as kites out there....you could tell by the way she was steering that jetski, all over the place". "Yeah" said Wom "she was kind of loopy eh ??? She'll probably end up on Treasure Island or somewhere like that." Hearing a splashing sound they.................

Crab

[kokopup]

............never to be seen again. Bill and Wom give each other a "high five", and settle down to the cask of rum that Bill had hidden in the fishbait bucket.
"So who WAS that crazy woman in the bikini ?" Said Wom. "I'm really not sure..." says Bill ".....but I do know she is from one of those mid western states where they eat those funny mushrooms....yeah, they're all as high as kites out there....you could tell by the way she was steering that jetski, all over the place". "Yeah" said Wom "she was kind of loopy eh ??? She'll probably end up on Treasure Island or somewhere like that." Hearing a splashing sound they.................

.. see Bonny bobing and splashing in the wake of Bill's sea going boat. From out of the foam they heard the pleas for a rescue from Bonny. " I'm about to become "Crab eat", "Please Wom , Bill help this ....

Aircraft Carrier

[cassiesmom]

From out of the foam they hear the pleas for a rescue from Bonny. "I'm about to become Crab meat! Please Wom, Bill-- help this bikini-wearer not to become lunch for the crabs!"

Wom and Bill grab a life preserver and toss it to Bonny. She takes hold of it and they help her back to the boat.

Elyse jumps up from the corner and shouts, "That was a close one! Someone's safety training from aircraft carrier days has saved the day!" Bonny wraps up in the ship's towels while Wom and Bill return the life preserver to its place.




rum

[Grace]

I must have fallen asleep and missed a few pages. Where are we

I think I need a slug of rum to tide me over for a few . . . . .

Now that everyone is safe on dry land, could we please find a good restaurant - I'm starving



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