Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
Hee hee.....very good Helen

Here's one for you.........

A British tourist on holiday in France, visits a French Eatery.
Waiter: Can I help you Monsiuer Anglais ???
Tourist: Yes, do you have frogs legs ??
Waiter: Ooi.
Tourist: The hop over the counter and get me a hamburger.
Cute.