Story teller game

[kokopup]

.....I've had lunch." "What ???" Said Wom "Monica is returning to the White house for a second crack at the whip ??" Wom lights a cuban cigar and continues "This will be bigger than Watergate !! Hey, how come I just lit a cigar ??? I never smoke, especially cigars." Wom pulls out his Aussie Slang and Totally Useless Trivia Book, and hands it to Bill, saying "For Gods sake Bill, learn the cobbers lingo will ya ? How many times must I tell you to learn that pommy sheila on the thrones English ?? Giving your two bobs worth is the same as having your suck of the sauce bottle." Elyse, sitting in her little corner gets up and says........

...hic Speechless, Elyse continued sitting in the corner like "little Jack Horner." I'm not sure what is with Elyse tonight I guess Cassie has her tongue, said Bill, while he studies Wom's Aussie slang book. Bill ask, "Wom why don't Aussies have a word for Boyfriend other than unrepentant clod. Wom responds "Oh, there is mate...

antidote

[wombat2u2004]

...hic Speechless, Elyse continued sitting in the corner like "little Jack Horner." I'm not sure what is with Elyse tonight I guess Cassie has her tongue, said Bill, while he studies Wom's Aussie slang book. Bill ask, "Wom why don't Aussies have a word for Boyfriend other than unrepentant clod. Wom responds "Oh, there is mate...

.........as they say 'that word is only given on a need to know basis, and at this point in time, there is no need to know.' Bedsides, if I did tell you on this thread and my daughter read it, she would probably poison me and then I would have to PM Elyse for an antidote. But....what is life without risks ?? The words you seek my good fellow, that is applicable to my daughters boyfriend is WET BLANKET." In saying that, Wom quickly hides in a cardboard box as..............

Bikini

[kokopup]

.........as they say 'that word is only given on a need to know basis, and at this point in time, there is no need to know.' Bedsides, if I did tell you on this thread and my daughter read it, she would probably poison me and then I would have to PM Elyse for an antidote. But....what is life without risks ?? The words you seek my good fellow, that is applicable to my daughters boyfriend is WET BLANKET." In saying that, Wom quickly hides in a cardboard box as..............

..........Where he had been living for some months now. Living, like a Homeless person, on the C&O Canal in DC, Wom continues to hide in the Box. Just then Bonny walks by in a Green Pokadotted Bikini with a lawn chair over her shoulder like she was....


pint

[Bonny]

..........Where he had been living for some months now. Living, like a Homeless person, on the C&O Canal in DC, Wom continues to hide in the Box. Just then Bonny walks by in a Green Pokadotted Bikini with a lawn chair over her shoulder like she was....


pint

some hip chick when she noticed Wombat in his cardboard box drinking from a pint bottle of Moonshine. That is what you get for spreading such nonsense, says she .......

doghouse

[wombat2u2004]

some hip chick when she noticed Wombat in his cardboard box drinking from a pint bottle of Moonshine. That is what you get for spreading such nonsense, says she .......

........"What ??" Said Wom, as he stuck his head out of the little window he had cut in the side of his box. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk !!!!!" He screamed as he saw Bonny in her Green Pokadotted Bikini. "I've gotta scaddadle el pronto. I've never had such a scare in my life. I'll have to find some doghouse to live in, preferably one with a huge dog, so I can be protected from such horrifying sights." Meanwhile, Bill the main instigator of women in bikinis and wet T-shirt competitions arrives, and after the initial shock of seeing Bonny in a bikini, he said "Bonny, please put something on to cover that bikini and all those cellulites. Here, here is a sugar sack you can put over yourself. You should be............"

Rathouse

[Bonny]

........"What ??" Said Wom, as he stuck his head out of the little window he had cut in the side of his box. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk !!!!!" He screamed as he saw Bonny in her Green Pokadotted Bikini. "I've gotta scaddadle el pronto. I've never had such a scare in my life. I'll have to find some doghouse to live in, preferably one with a huge dog, so I can be protected from such horrifying sights." Meanwhile, Bill the main instigator of women in bikinis and wet T-shirt competitions arrives, and after the initial shock of seeing Bonny in a bikini, he said "Bonny, please put something on to cover that bikini and all those cellulites. Here, here is a sugar sack you can put over yourself. You should be............"

Rathouse

ashamed of yourselves you two pair of Rathouse humans. Here is the sugar sack put it over your own heads & ....... Tally Ho!

[wombat2u2004]

ashamed of yourselves you two pair of Rathouse humans. Here is the sugar sack put it over your own heads & ....

...........jump in the river."..... "Bill" said Wom. "Why did you send me that PM this morning with exactly what I was supposed to do and say when she surprised me in my cardboard box ?? Sheesh....that's the last time I'll listen to you. She says we must jump in the river.....you first now." Bill yells "Tally Ho" and takes a deep breath, and throws himself in a double flip see saw turn dive at the river, landing flat on his stomach. Bonny, momentarily confused by the backwash, failed to see Wom leap into his special waterproof cardboard box boat, complete with outboard motor, and zoom off toward Chesapeake Bay. As he approached an old derelict navy ship he saw...............

Bills flying bomb.