Jumping off the tug boat, Phelpsie gets himself stung by a jellyfish and receives a new revelation.
"Barbara!" shouts Phelpsie. "You must get off this tug boat and go to the studio right now! I just got stung by a jellyfish and I received a new revelation about the White House..."
remarkable
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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......it was remarkable........the White House is about to have a huge scandal involving the President and someone named Monica." "What" said Wom "That happened ages ago you blithering idiot. Where have you been all of these years ? In Australia or somewhere ?"
Not to be outdone, Bill puts in his two bobs worth............
Laxative
"I'm Back !!"
......into the the fray. What in the devil is "two bobs worth", anyway. Is that some kind of down under pub speak. I think that the rumor is that Monica is going to have a return engagement at the White House. It could be that the News underground is just running off like some kind of Laxative after.........it was remarkable........the White House is about to have a huge scandal involving the President and someone named Monica." "What" said Wom "That happened ages ago you blithering idiot. Where have you been all of these years ? In Australia or somewhere ?"
Not to be outdone, Bill puts in his two bobs worth......
Watergate
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
.....I've had lunch." "What ???" Said Wom "Monica is returning to the White house for a second crack at the whip ??" Wom lights a cuban cigar and continues "This will be bigger than Watergate !! Hey, how come I just lit a cigar ??? I never smoke, especially cigars." Wom pulls out his Aussie Slang and Totally Useless Trivia Book, and hands it to Bill, saying "For Gods sake Bill, learn the cobbers lingo will ya ? How many times must I tell you to learn that pommy sheila on the thrones English ?? Giving your two bobs worth is the same as having your suck of the sauce bottle." Elyse, sitting in her little corner gets up and says........
Boyfriend
"I'm Back !!"
...hic.....I've had lunch." "What ???" Said Wom "Monica is returning to the White house for a second crack at the whip ??" Wom lights a cuban cigar and continues "This will be bigger than Watergate !! Hey, how come I just lit a cigar ??? I never smoke, especially cigars." Wom pulls out his Aussie Slang and Totally Useless Trivia Book, and hands it to Bill, saying "For Gods sake Bill, learn the cobbers lingo will ya ? How many times must I tell you to learn that pommy sheila on the thrones English ?? Giving your two bobs worth is the same as having your suck of the sauce bottle." Elyse, sitting in her little corner gets up and says........Speechless, Elyse continued sitting in the corner like "little Jack Horner." I'm not sure what is with Elyse tonight I guess Cassie has her tongue, said Bill, while he studies Wom's Aussie slang book. Bill ask, "Wom why don't Aussies have a word for Boyfriend other than unrepentant clod. Wom responds "Oh, there is mate...
antidote
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
.........as they say 'that word is only given on a need to know basis, and at this point in time, there is no need to know.' Bedsides, if I did tell you on this thread and my daughter read it, she would probably poison me and then I would have to PM Elyse for an antidote. But....what is life without risks ?? The words you seek my good fellow, that is applicable to my daughters boyfriend is WET BLANKET." In saying that, Wom quickly hides in a cardboard box as..............
Bikini
"I'm Back !!"
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