Hellooooooooo Miss Winnie,

May I call you Winnie?? You have the whole row of seats at your disposal, along with a monogrammed litterbox and wipes. I also have AustinB at your beck-and-call, with his cat buggy, all set up so that you can elevate your boo-boo.

If you should require anything else, please do NOT hesitate to contact me.

Yours,

Eliza Jane Percysnickle