Story teller game

**Bonny** · 04-03-2011, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by kokopup

"Ok you queen Barbara wantabe this Chiclets won't take this treatment from any of you amazons. It is as clear as a can of
corn to me that...

Riverboat

you can take the next Riverboat headed out of town pronto. I'll sick Sana's dog Sparky on you all ....

skedaddle

**wombat2u2004** · 04-04-2011, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by Bonny

you can take the next Riverboat headed out of town pronto. I'll sick Sana's dog Sparky on you all ....

....and he can bite your leg off for all I care. Now skedaddle el pronto you brazen hussy."
All of a sudden Suzy metamorphosed into a butterfly and flew away. The gathering crowd all looked on in awe, and all said in unison "Awwwwwwwe"
Bonny takes off her hat and slaps the dust off her dungarees, and says "That'll teach her to mess with a grain fed mid-western gal." The angry crowd gathers around Bonny, angry because they have missed the opportunity of having a new Good Morning Alabama hostess. "We want Suzi, we want Suzi." Chant the angry crowd. Just then, a red tractor..........

$5.00 a gallon

**kokopup** · 04-04-2011, 03:10 PM

....and he can bite your leg off for all I care. Now skedaddle el pronto you brazen hussy."
All of a sudden Suzy metamorphosed into a butterfly and flew away. The gathering crowd all looked on in awe, and all said in unison "Awwwwwwwe"
Bonny takes off her hat and slaps the dust off her dungarees, and says "That'll teach her to mess with a grain fed mid-western gal." The angry crowd gathers around Bonny, angry because they have missed the opportunity of having a new Good Morning Alabama hostess. "We want Suzi, we want Suzi." Chant the angry crowd. Just then, a red tractor..........

with Bill at the wheel rolled up amid the chanting mob. I don't care anything about this Good Morning Alabama thing, we have a good enough hostess now.
I do have some excellent Sour Mash Whiskey here for a mere $5.00 a gallon . If you're not into the drink then it will do fine for running you farm machinery or getting bird poo off of your....

lavender dress

**wombat2u2004** · 04-05-2011, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by kokopup

with Bill at the wheel rolled up amid the chanting mob. I don't care anything about this Good Morning Alabama thing, we have a good enough hostess now.
I do have some excellent Sour Mash Whiskey here for a mere $5.00 a gallon . If you're not into the drink then it will do fine for running you farm machinery or getting bird poo off of your....

.......Barbara Walters Fully Inflatable Life Sized Dolls." Just then Bonny showed up dressed in her favourite lavender dress. "What IS going on ?" she yelled. "Sour mash whiskey....inflatable dolls.....red tractors....Cuban cigars....Playboy magazines. This is disgusting.
Bill, who do you think you are ?? Hugh Heffner ??? I'm reporting this to Phelpsie Honeypie at the Westbro Baptist Church". Bill, deeply embarrassed, blurts out "But what about Wom ?" Bonny snaps back "Wom is not involved in all of this tomfoolery, he is sitting over there on your own woodstand. A perfect Saint he is, a credit to the decent men of this world."
"Oh but...." Bill continues " I..............

Scarecrow

**kokopup** · 04-05-2011, 12:37 AM

.......Barbara Walters Fully Inflatable Life Sized Dolls." Just then Bonny showed up dressed in her favourite lavender dress. "What IS going on ?" she yelled. "Sour mash whiskey....inflatable dolls.....red tractors....Cuban cigars....Playboy magazines. This is disgusting.
Bill, who do you think you are ?? Hugh Heffner ??? I'm reporting this to Phelpsie Honeypie at the Westbro Baptist Church". Bill, deeply embarrassed, blurts out "But what about Wom ?" Bonny snaps back "Wom is not involved in all of this tomfoolery, he is sitting over there on your own woodstand. A perfect Saint he is, a credit to the decent men of this world."
"Oh but...." Bill continues " I..............

..have had enough of this abuse Bonny. You are a guest here in my wood lot. If you can't be nice then you and the Barbara Wa-Wa wantabe can take that Scarecrow you refer to as Wom and be NICE somewhere else. You can take that inflatable doll with you I'm sure Wom will..

tugboat

**wombat2u2004** · 04-05-2011, 03:20 AM

Originally Posted by kokopup

..have had enough of this abuse Bonny. You are a guest here in my wood lot. If you can't be nice then you and the Barbara Wa-Wa wantabe can take that Scarecrow you refer to as Wom and be NICE somewhere else. You can take that inflatable doll with you I'm sure Wom will..

....stick a pin in it and let it fly about like a loose balloon. So as far as I'm concerned you can both catch a tugboat out of here." Just then a sound comes from the forest beyond Bill's woodlot, and Helen arrives in her Amish Convertible Limousine, complete with chaff bag and horse pooper scooper. "And what is going on here ???" Said Helen as she.................

Dracula

**happylabs** · 04-05-2011, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

....stick a pin in it and let it fly about like a loose balloon. So as far as I'm concerned you can both catch a tugboat out of here." Just then a sound comes from the forest beyond Bill's woodlot, and Helen arrives in her Amish Convertible Limousine, complete with chaff bag and horse pooper scooper. "And what is going on here ???" Said Helen as she.................

Dracula

bared her Dracula like teeth.

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