ANYTHING to have my own show, Good Morning Alabama, and displace the makeup queen Barbara Walters. ANYTHING" She said as she batted her eyelids (do Chinese people have eyelids ?? Not sure....anyway) she batted her eyelids at the gathering throng of Bills neighbours and the local football team. "ANYTHING ????" Said all of the Alabaman men (including Bill) in unison.
"Yes, anything" said Suzi with a wink. Not to be outdone, Bonny arrives on a pair of stilts. Standing now at least an inch above the shortest Alabaman man, she shouts out..............
"Ok you queen Barbara wantabe this Chiclets won't take this treatment from any of you amazons. It is as clear as a can of
corn to me that...

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