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Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....

the Wompy guy that was almost bear bait. Having no luck getting any one to respond to her inquiry for the Enquirer. In despair she jumped up on a pine stump and started shouting " someone or anyone" I need a story true or not.
I'll pay....
ANYTHING to have my own show, Good Morning Alabama, and displace the makeup queen Barbara Walters. ANYTHING" She said as she batted her eyelids (do Chinese people have eyelids ?? Not sure....anyway) she batted her eyelids at the gathering throng of Bills neighbours and the local football team. "ANYTHING ????" Said all of the Alabaman men (including Bill) in unison.
"Yes, anything" said Suzi with a wink. Not to be outdone, Bonny arrives on a pair of stilts. Standing now at least an inch above the shortest Alabaman man, she shouts out..............

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