Story teller game

[Bonny]

.......goes down very well thankyou very much. But too late Wom realises his mistake, too late did he realise that the Keystone Cops were really Iowan Walmart people disguised as humans. "THAT was the biggest down under blunder I have EVER made, and not only was it not made down under, it was made up over". Said Wom.
All of a sudden, there was a rustling sound coming from within the tree stand and...............

Suzi Wong

Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....

someone or anyone

[kokopup]

Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....

the Wompy guy that was almost bear bait. Having no luck getting any one to respond to her inquiry for the Enquirer. In despair she jumped up on a pine stump and started shouting " someone or anyone" I need a story true or not.
I'll pay....


Barbara Walters

[wombat2u2004]

Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....

the Wompy guy that was almost bear bait. Having no luck getting any one to respond to her inquiry for the Enquirer. In despair she jumped up on a pine stump and started shouting " someone or anyone" I need a story true or not.
I'll pay....

ANYTHING to have my own show, Good Morning Alabama, and displace the makeup queen Barbara Walters. ANYTHING" She said as she batted her eyelids (do Chinese people have eyelids ?? Not sure....anyway) she batted her eyelids at the gathering throng of Bills neighbours and the local football team. "ANYTHING ????" Said all of the Alabaman men (including Bill) in unison.
"Yes, anything" said Suzi with a wink. Not to be outdone, Bonny arrives on a pair of stilts. Standing now at least an inch above the shortest Alabaman man, she shouts out..............

Chiclets

[kokopup]

ANYTHING to have my own show, Good Morning Alabama, and displace the makeup queen Barbara Walters. ANYTHING" She said as she batted her eyelids (do Chinese people have eyelids ?? Not sure....anyway) she batted her eyelids at the gathering throng of Bills neighbours and the local football team. "ANYTHING ????" Said all of the Alabaman men (including Bill) in unison.
"Yes, anything" said Suzi with a wink. Not to be outdone, Bonny arrives on a pair of stilts. Standing now at least an inch above the shortest Alabaman man, she shouts out..............

"Ok you queen Barbara wantabe this Chiclets won't take this treatment from any of you amazons. It is as clear as a can of
corn to me that...

Riverboat

[Bonny]

"Ok you queen Barbara wantabe this Chiclets won't take this treatment from any of you amazons. It is as clear as a can of
corn to me that...

Riverboat

you can take the next Riverboat headed out of town pronto. I'll sick Sana's dog Sparky on you all ....


skedaddle

[wombat2u2004]

you can take the next Riverboat headed out of town pronto. I'll sick Sana's dog Sparky on you all ....

....and he can bite your leg off for all I care. Now skedaddle el pronto you brazen hussy."
All of a sudden Suzy metamorphosed into a butterfly and flew away. The gathering crowd all looked on in awe, and all said in unison "Awwwwwwwe"
Bonny takes off her hat and slaps the dust off her dungarees, and says "That'll teach her to mess with a grain fed mid-western gal." The angry crowd gathers around Bonny, angry because they have missed the opportunity of having a new Good Morning Alabama hostess. "We want Suzi, we want Suzi." Chant the angry crowd. Just then, a red tractor..........

$5.00 a gallon

[kokopup]

....and he can bite your leg off for all I care. Now skedaddle el pronto you brazen hussy."
All of a sudden Suzy metamorphosed into a butterfly and flew away. The gathering crowd all looked on in awe, and all said in unison "Awwwwwwwe"
Bonny takes off her hat and slaps the dust off her dungarees, and says "That'll teach her to mess with a grain fed mid-western gal." The angry crowd gathers around Bonny, angry because they have missed the opportunity of having a new Good Morning Alabama hostess. "We want Suzi, we want Suzi." Chant the angry crowd. Just then, a red tractor..........

with Bill at the wheel rolled up amid the chanting mob. I don't care anything about this Good Morning Alabama thing, we have a good enough hostess now.
I do have some excellent Sour Mash Whiskey here for a mere $5.00 a gallon . If you're not into the drink then it will do fine for running you farm machinery or getting bird poo off of your....

lavender dress