A Birthday Bar Thursdays #423

[gini]

Hey Wom, now if your gonna take an extended leave from your bar duties, you better warn your replacement - LH - 24 hours is asking a lot of anyone to hang around this bar - especially with the ORC running amok!

David, thanks for taking care of the remote - there is nothing in the till because we had to take all of it to pay you back for the cost and your time!

So - everyone pay up on your tabs...............

Gee whiz I sound pretty bossy this Saturday - I'd better shut up and get a few things done - like clean up and make some food.

How about some chicken and dumplings?..................

[davidpizzica]

Gini, I think a session in the L & F will cool Orc down for a while and help ease Wom's hangover. I also took away his knife collection!

[gini]

Somehow the thought of the Orc with a knife collection made me burst out loud in laughter.

David congratulations - I think you get the creativity for Thursdays contest award.

Drinks for everyone - I'll pay - in David's honor!!!

[wombat2u2004]

Gini, I think a session in the L & F will cool Orc down for a while and help ease Wom's hangover. I also took away his knife collection!

I'm sorry David, you are going to have to return those knives. The rules of the bar say "Every Orc has the right to bear knives for the purpose of carving names into bar tops and bar stools."
Orc now demands a full apology, and compensation in way of a quarter deposited into the swear jar.

Ok everyone, line up for Gini's chicken and dumplings.

[davidpizzica]

I'm sorry David, you are going to have to return those knives. The rules of the bar say "Every Orc has the right to bear knives for the purpose of carving names into bar tops and bar stools."
Orc now demands a full apology, and compensation in way of a quarter deposited into the swear jar.

Ok everyone, line up for Gini's chicken and dumplings.

Wom, maybe I'll let him have a semi-dull penknife to make him feel better, but in NO WAY no quarters in the swear jar!! Now I can use a cup of coffee with Bailey's.

[wombat2u2004]

Wom, maybe I'll let him have a semi-dull penknife to make him feel better, but in NO WAY no quarters in the swear jar!! Now I can use a cup of coffee with Bailey's.

Orc said "Fair enuf"
Ok, one hot coffee with Baileys for you David.
Geez, the bar is a bit quiet tonight, where is everyone ??? Where is my hired help ??? Where is Gini's Chicken and Dumplings ??? Where is the orc ???
What is that slurping sound coming from under the bar ???
I must investigate.

[gini]

Oh I must have fallen asleep at the bar last night. And David, it was a bad thing for you to give the Orc a penknife. The Orc is mad at me and just look at what he did to my hair while I was sleeping. One side is
now shorter than the other - see all of my hair on the floor?

The chicken is cooking in its broth right now and I am preparing the dumplings to go on top.............won't be long now.

[Lady's Human]

Gini......define "won't be long"......

I'm gettin a touch hungry here, and the 24 hour shift didn't help.

Wom, it's never been a good thing to investigate odd noises around here.....gets dangerous.

Has anyone seen him since he went lookin?