A Birthday Bar Thursdays #423

[Lady's Human]

Good morning, everyone. I guess I can get the bar cranked open. Orc's remote was , I'm sorry to say, beyond my ability to repair (after taking alot of hotdog meat out of it!) so I found an Orc remote that was water AND Orc proof!!

Hope it didn't cost too much, they're a bear to find.

Anyone for a western omelet and some coffee? I'll cook! (and where did that Wombat go....no one said ANYTHING about a 24 hour shift! )

[wombat2u2004]

Here I am all, returning from my weekly drunken binge. Now keep the noise down, I've got a hangover.
David, would you shut that bloody orc up in a cage or something ??? He's ruining the place, and carving names into my new shiny bar top.
Thanks LH for looking after the bar during my drunken absence....WHAT ??? The till is empty !!!! No wonder everyone is here.
Ok, taking orders now......

[gini]

Hey Wom, now if your gonna take an extended leave from your bar duties, you better warn your replacement - LH - 24 hours is asking a lot of anyone to hang around this bar - especially with the ORC running amok!

David, thanks for taking care of the remote - there is nothing in the till because we had to take all of it to pay you back for the cost and your time!

So - everyone pay up on your tabs...............

Gee whiz I sound pretty bossy this Saturday - I'd better shut up and get a few things done - like clean up and make some food.

How about some chicken and dumplings?..................

[davidpizzica]

Gini, I think a session in the L & F will cool Orc down for a while and help ease Wom's hangover. I also took away his knife collection!

[gini]

Somehow the thought of the Orc with a knife collection made me burst out loud in laughter.

David congratulations - I think you get the creativity for Thursdays contest award.

Drinks for everyone - I'll pay - in David's honor!!!

[wombat2u2004]

Gini, I think a session in the L & F will cool Orc down for a while and help ease Wom's hangover. I also took away his knife collection!

I'm sorry David, you are going to have to return those knives. The rules of the bar say "Every Orc has the right to bear knives for the purpose of carving names into bar tops and bar stools."
Orc now demands a full apology, and compensation in way of a quarter deposited into the swear jar.

Ok everyone, line up for Gini's chicken and dumplings.

[davidpizzica]

I'm sorry David, you are going to have to return those knives. The rules of the bar say "Every Orc has the right to bear knives for the purpose of carving names into bar tops and bar stools."
Orc now demands a full apology, and compensation in way of a quarter deposited into the swear jar.

Ok everyone, line up for Gini's chicken and dumplings.

Wom, maybe I'll let him have a semi-dull penknife to make him feel better, but in NO WAY no quarters in the swear jar!! Now I can use a cup of coffee with Bailey's.

[wombat2u2004]

Wom, maybe I'll let him have a semi-dull penknife to make him feel better, but in NO WAY no quarters in the swear jar!! Now I can use a cup of coffee with Bailey's.

Orc said "Fair enuf"
Ok, one hot coffee with Baileys for you David.
Geez, the bar is a bit quiet tonight, where is everyone ??? Where is my hired help ??? Where is Gini's Chicken and Dumplings ??? Where is the orc ???
What is that slurping sound coming from under the bar ???
I must investigate.