Yep, kitty has our last name on his records at the vet, so I guess he has a surname. Nicknames? That's another whole story. We have a mile-long list of stupid things we call him, usually thought up on the spur of the moment. Lately he's been Sparky the Spark Plug, Henry Higgins, Mama's Little Fartboy (no, he doesn't have gas ), Frankie Joe Franklin........ (I think I'm a little touched in the head )