Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

,with real emotion, said Woody, where have you been hiding. I have looked every where for you since forgetting to close your cage. You have been my most unforgettable catch since ....

.......the time I caught that grenade thrown at me during my army life. Mind you, I couldn't eat it, so I threw it back....AH...SO SOLLY I said at the time. But I digress. Get back into your pen this instant, you half baked American feathered turkey lookalike." Wom said to the crazy woodpecker. "How many times must I...............

Jailbait

[Bonny]

How many times must I have forgotten to close that jailbait birds cage door? I should climb into that cage & make that bird.......

worms

[kokopup]

Bonny

How many times must I have forgotten to close that jailbait birds cage door? I should climb into that cage & make that bird.......

eat wood instead of just pecking at it. The stupid bird should get worms just like any self respecting bird would....

pet store

[cassiesmom]

How many times must I have forgotten to close that jailbait birds cage door? I should climb into that cage & make that bird eat wood instead of just pecking at it. The stupid bird should get worms just like any self respecting bird would....

...But instead, he just flits from yard to yard, enjoying the bird seed the neighbors purchase at the pet store. He's so fortunate."

Sunflower seeds

[kokopup]

cassiesmom
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.But instead, he just flits from yard to yard, enjoying the bird seed the neighbors purchase at the pet store. He's so fortunate."

Speaking of purchased seed for home feeders. If you have Cockatiel frequenting your feeder it is best to not have Sunflower seeds. Wom being the cheap-scape that he is puts out
Sunflower seeds hulls only.....

dead battery

[Bonny]

cassiesmom
. Speaking of purchased seed for home feeders. If you have Cockatiel frequenting your feeder it is best to not have Sunflower seeds. Wom being the cheap-scape that he is puts out
Sunflower seeds hulls only.....

dead battery

along with a dead battery,beer bottles, & bean cans in his front yard. The cops have had to come many times because the neighbors .....

parties

[wombat2u2004]

along with a dead battery,beer bottles, & bean cans in his front yard. The cops have had to come many times because the neighbors .....

.......don't like the noise generated by Woms Beer and Seed parties. Wom decides to have his next party in Alabama so that his friends can enjoy a quick snort at Bills Methane Still, and have wonderful southern treats like fried chicken and watermelon. Wom asks Bill........